RITA CONT. FROM PAGE 5

in the music I actually thought the Fairy Queen had been reincarnated for the evening.

EXEDRA and the OLD PLANTATION'S recent exchange night was a huge success. There sure are a lot of HOT men there, in Akron. I'm thinking of spending a whole week down there, one night, if I get an invitation from one of those hunky bartenders.

I would like to thank the person who sent me the beautiful planter last week. But I'm still trying to figure out who it was fron as there was no card. Don't drive me any crazier than I already as with all the shit our editor puts us through.

It was with great distress that our toun received the news of the death of our friend Jeanette. She was putting her fur coat away for the summer and it attacked her. She was severely mauled and died of multiple crab bites. She will not be missed.

Congratulations to CHAPS. The opening was fabulous, even though you ran out of paint and the air sure needed sco conditioning. Now that those problems are solved, best of luck to your club in the future.

Too bad Totie finally had these vires taken out of his mouth...now someone will have to stuff something else in his mouth to silence him, 'cause after tuo months rest, 01 Motormouth is raring to go.

Estelle, is it true you returned all your birthday gifts? All I kept hearing was "many happy returns." Also have you determined what sex your holly bush is, or are you just going to wait and see if it's gay?

Con R, what were you doing behind the bar at THE GCOMOTHER the other night? Must have boun strange, going to a bar and making money rather than blowing it the way you usually do!

Well, it's time for so to go out and

gather sono trash for next month, so

don't be surprised if someone, onewhere walks up to you and says, "Hell, I'm off to the baths. To hell with the discos... a pat on the ass instead of a 8.3. is not worth waiting in line

for."

love, Rita

MAKING IT HAPPEN ON THE WESTSIDE

MAY IN ACTION

GODMOTHER'S HOT

The Godmother, which had been closed on Sundays during the winter months, reopened Sundays in grand style with a high energy super camp drag show. The shou, masterminded and performed by four Exedra employees: bartenders, Johnny Burchard and Randy Newsham; door man Shellie and 03 Kenny Coss was quite entertaining. Kenny stole the show with his inspired performance, probably due to the fact that his nother was in the audience.

BOWLING

The North Coast Bowling League has just finished their spring bowling. The top finishers in the second half

were:

1) Vaults

2) Fabric Showcase 3) Traxx

4) Wednesday Night Jokers

The bouling banquet will be held at The Market Street Exchange on June 6, at which timo officers for the next season will be elected. Next season, incidentally, the league will switch locations for the Sunday boulera and play will be held at the Ambassador Superior lanes on East 12th and Supe-

rior Ave.

SOFTBALL

The newly formed Cleveland Softball league sent a team to represent Cleveland in the Turnpike Tournament in Pittsburgh. As of this writing the Clevelanders have won the tournament game they played there. Nice going guys! Watch for complete tournamont results in next month's issue of ACTION MAGAZINE.

THE GOLD COAST

WEDNESDAY

A new West Side Tradition: Happy Hour cocktail prices ALL NIGHT SUNDAY

June 6 The Gold Coast Dancers June '13 Mona Desmond in Concert June 20 Marcella Wilson and Friends June 27 All Star Revue

Melissa Ross, Miss Gay Ohio U.S.A. 80-81 Georgia Jackson, Miss Gay W.Va. U.S.A81-82 Sonja Ross, Miss Gay America 81-82

FRIDAY & SATURDAY

Party Down $2.00 cover at door. MEN & WOMEN: 1st Floor

MEN ONLY: 2nd Floor with Music by Cleveland's own Gregg Wittbeck

11517 CLIFTON BLVD., CLEVELAND 521-4331

JUNE ACTION 1982/11